Unreasonable Service

Cheese Lift — T-shirt

Free shipping on $25+. Printed to order, usually ships in 2–5 business days.

First order? Code TRYSNACKHOLE takes 15% off at checkout.

Snackhole is a restaurant that does not exist. The shirts do. 30-day returns on anything that arrives wrong.

YOUR TABLE IS AT THE SUMMIT.

A ski chairlift carries diners up the side of an enormous Parmesan mound to their buried table. Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001.