The classics, improperly restored

YOU’RE AN A**HOLE IF YOU MICROWAVE FISH

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Snackhole is a restaurant that does not exist. The shirts do. 30-day returns on anything that arrives wrong.

The break room is a maritime incident.

One reheated fish. An airborne office chair. Chef on the emergency siren. A beautifully illustrated reminder that your lunch has a blast radius. SNACKHOLE® illustrated front print on a Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Available in Gold or White. Sizes S–2XL.

Lightweight combed and ring-spun cotton. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors include polyester.