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Brunch Is a Performance Review With Hollandaise

Brunch isn’t breakfast or lunch. It’s a velvet-rope pageant where eggs get cold, coffee gets replaced by cocktails, and everyone pretends waiting 90 minutes for toast is leisure.

Aug 20, 2026|10 min read|9 views

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Brunch Is a Scam: Why You’re Paying $24 to Eat Eggs at the Wrong Time

Brunch isn’t a meal. It’s a glitter-covered hostage situation where eggs get dressed up, coffee puts on a fake mustache, and your wallet quietly bleeds out in daylight.

Apr 12, 2026|10 min read|117 views

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